UK REVIEW–The prospect of Street Cleaning Simulator may not sound appealing, but there’s merit in simulation games. It’s not possible to try out every job in the world, and for many of us, these games are the only way we’ll get to try our hand at farming, surgery, traffic management, or, in this case, street cleaning. The main problem with this game isn’t that it’s a simulation in which you vacuum up filth from the side of the road, it’s that it’s a really, really poor game. From the lack of variety to the laughable physics and bizarre AI behaviour, Street Cleaning Simulator could only be considered a simulator in a world where the rules of gravity don’t apply, where people melt through the pavement, and where street cleaners walk with an awkward swagger that would put Saturday Night Fever-era Travolta to shame. In short, it’s awful.